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Kevin’s Corner – Ate Homework?

I ate my dog’s homework, what do I do?

 

Dear Human (presumably),

Even I, as a pigeon, know this is a grossly overused excuse. However, on the off chance that you did actually eat your dog’s homework, I recommend visiting your dog’s educational facility to secure another copy of the homework. If this does not work, beg your canine companion for forgiveness and hope that they are able to continue learning at their particular school.

-Kevin the Pigeon

 

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