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Kevin’s Corner – Muffin Man Conspiracy?


Did you know the muffin man was possibly a serial killer


Dear Human (presumably),

No, I was unaware that the “Muffin Man” could be a serial killer. I am a pigeon, and so I do not bother to keep up with human fairy tales. However, if this “Muffin Man” was a dear childhood figure to you, I offer my deepest condolences. I hope you do not encounter any other possible fairy tale serial killers, unless you wish to, of course.

-Kevin the Pigeon


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