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Kevin’s Corner – Monkey Stalkers?

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Help the angry Monkeys are plotting against me and they’re staring at me through my window house. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!???????

 

Dear Human (presumably),

Do not leave the house. The monkeys may become agitated and attack you. Please call animal control to come deal with the issue. Other than that, try closing the blinds to keep them from looking at you.

-Kevin the Pigeon

 

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